Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Is it true that Australian government decided to hold yearly long jump and triple jump competitions?

for kangaroos in Stadium Australia, because they wanted to participate in regular competitions, but were banned to enter; so they felt that they were discriminated against based on their race (kangaroo race as opposed to humans), and marches of protests spread all over the country; so the authorities had to give up and allow a special competition, and the winners will be rewarded with a gold, silver and bronze medal, and it supposed to attract wide media coverage?|||Of Course|||What the.......??????? AARGH!|||What are you, 5 years old? What a stupid question|||But what about the wombats?


Why are they discriminated against, and not allowed to compete, just because they have really, really short legs and can't jump.|||No, it's not true at all|||yes exactly, and its outrageous.


The New Rudd government has now outlawed the yearly long jump comps and has now brought in shot put and hammer throw instead for any Roo over 6 foot tall.


Not to be outdone though, the Koala movement has brought in the tug of war and egg and spoon races.


Live on Wildlife Olympics....Oi Oi Oi.|||Please! We only attract wide media coverage if someone from our series of "Big Brother" does something bad!! Other than that we are just kangaroo athlete owners who don't even have colour tv yet!

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